for the googlers

To the people who got to my blog by googling things like 'rent dumpster baltimore' and 'pick up used fixtures baltimore md': I'm sorry. I don't have anything to do with either of those services. But if you do rent a dumpster, let me know how much it costs-- cause I'm going to be doing it soon, too. And if you want used fixtures-- well, I can't really help you there.

If only people found me by googling more exciting things, like 'hot sex in a dumpster' or something.

Then again, dumpster sex probably isn't much fun. I wouldn't know. We still haven't rented a dumpster.